Transcripts / The West

This 911 call was allegedly made to a Baltimore County call center in 2018

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Operator: 911, what are you reporting?

Caller: Uh, there's someone or some kind of creature prancing around out here.

Operator: Okay, is it a person, an animal, or–

Caller: I can't tell. It looks like a woman but she's about six foot tall, big man hands.

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Transcripts / Tiffany Tumbles

Hi guys! It's me, Tiffany Tumbles. Transgender YouTube sensation. Welcome to my world. Every week, I upload new beauty and makeup tutorials. Come get ready with me! So, I'm gonna go with the color "snowflake" from my Winter Rose palette, using a Flaunt 325 brush...

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Transcripts / Jordan Peterson

Lady Foppington: My lords, ladies, and those that lieth betwixt. 'Tis evident nor sensation nor the passions possess dominion over the mind of man, which be ruled instead by reason, sovereign of all faculties. 👃

It must needs be remarked, that the power of the commonwealth deriveth not from the despotical acquisitions of conquerors, but from that covenant amongst men whereby they most resembleth the lobster.

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Transcripts / What's Wrong with Capitalism (Part 2)

Natalie: I like stuff. I like this, and I like this, and I like this. 🍾 I like stuff and I want more stuff.

Socrates: My child! Hearken to my voice! It is I, Socrates.

Natalie: Oh no. What do you want?

Socrates: I haven’t seen you at the symposium of late!

Natalie: Well yeah, because you kind of hate women, and it was getting me down.

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Transcripts / Autogynephilia

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In 1989 a sex researcher named Ray Blanchard published a controversial, provocative, politically incorrect theory claiming that trans women are not, as custom has it, essentially female souls accidentally born into male bodies. Instead he claimed, they are men of two types: gay men who love straight men, and straight men who love themselves.

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Transcripts / America: Still Racist

If you want to have an honest conversation about race on the Internet here’s what you do: you set your computer on fire, you flee to the forest, you drink a mimosa laced with toad venom, and you simply wait for the wolverines to eat your legs.

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Transcripts / Violence

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So why is it that humans just can’t stop killing each other? Well I don’t know, what do I look like to you, some kind of philosopher? So look, Thrasymachus, this is a question for God and the prophets, not for preening transsexuals who can’t get out of bed without a Bloody Mary.

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Transcripts / Degeneracy

Hello boys. I get a lot of people on YouTube calling me “degenerate”, but I’m still not sure what that means. I try to be open to criticism, so I’ve decided that what I need is a glorious knight of wisdom to set me straight and I think I’ve found just the man. Some call him the "valiant champion of mother Europe", "the ever-chosen of the gods", "the radiant paladin of the Fourth Reich". But to this priestess of blasphemies he’ll always be: The Golden One.

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Transcripts / The Left

Host: Ladies and gentlemen, a fascist.

Fascist: My fellow Americans, a war is about to be waged between everything you love and everything you hate. Our very right to exist as a people is under attack. Foreign invaders disguised as immigrants and refugees are being imported to our lands by a cabal of globalist elites. And if we don’t stop it soon, the result will be rape, chaos, and the end of civilization as we know it.

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